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Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective
Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective
Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective
Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective
Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective
Slut for Smut Pen - Pink - The Quirky Cup Collective

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

$14.99
ColourPink

Meet the pen that your other pens wish didn’t exist.

A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.

0.5mm tip

A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.

Gel Rollerball

A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.

Replaceable ink cartridge

A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.

Waterproof Ink

Steamy, seductive, sexy; words you would never associate with a pen, but here we are! You will find no shame or judgement for your love of smut here; only female empowerment and sexual positivity. 

With a pen tip that glides like scissors on wrapping paper and ink that feels like getting into freshly washed bed sheets with shaved legs, the Quirky pens are notorious for a reason. 

With a perfectly weighted barrel and adorable engravings on the pen clip and top lid, our pens are here to not only inspire, but potentially ruin every other pen for you ever. 

So whether you're writing your heart out in your journal, taking notes at a work meeting or penning the next best selling book, the Quirky pens are here to be your companion through thick and thin. 

Pen Details
  • 0.5mm Tip
  • Gel Rollerball
  • Black Ink
  • Waterproof Ink
  • Size: 14x1cm (5.5x0.39 inches)
  • Weight: 23g (.81oz)
  • Pen clip engraving: 'Slut for Smut'
  • Replaceable CartridgeBlack, Red and Blue
  • Made in PRC
How to Use

Warning It is our personal recommendation that you keep this pen in a safe place and avoid sharing it with others. We have first hand experience of the addictiveness of these pens and that they have a tendency to "disappear". As the famous saying goes, keep your friends close but your Pen-emies closer. 

Pen Troubleshooting

What is a gel pen and how do I fix it when it's not working correctly?

Everything you need to know can be found here!

How to replace the Ink Cartridge

  1. Hold the gold tip of the pen (the nib end) and twist to open the pen casing. 
  2. Remove your old cartridge and dispose.
  3. Pop in your new cartridge 
  4. Screw the top back on!
  5. Ta daaaaa! 

Ps. If that spring pops out, make sure it goes back into the bottom of the barrel (tail end) before you pop your new cartridge in. 

Other Pen Cartridges

Our pens aren't specifically modelled after any popular brands, so we unfortunately don't have any other cartridge recommendations! You are more than welcome to search for one though :)

Shipping and Returns

All of your orders are packed with love and care by the Quirky Team and are shipped from Quirky HQ in Adelaide, South Australia.

See our full shipping and returns policies here.

Product Safety

Warning: Choking Hazard—Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

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Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

$14.99 AUD
Colorful pens by The Quirky Cup Collective sit on an old letter with decorative elements. The victorian-inspired designs are perfectly paired with their romantasy aesthetic inspiration.
Brand illustration for The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding of a sharp star mark in white.

You'll never be able to look at your biros the same way again.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 41 reviews.

Customer photo review of Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Best pen ever? Hell. Yes. I'm so impressed within a week a placed my second order! And adore the fact that they sell ink refills too!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

It’s got a great weight to it and is so smooth!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Nicely weighted, writes smoothly and is comfortable to hold. Well worth the price.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

The flow of the ink of this pen is 🤌 amazing. It writes beautifully and the pen itself is so pretty and the colours/design is so bright

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

I love the way this pen writes. It’s really smooth, doesnt skip or bleed too much ink.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love how smooth these pens write, I use them all the time. Bought this one for a friend and she absoloutely loved it.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love the look of the pen and how it writes... When it works. Ink constantly cuts out while writing which is devastating. :(

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love the small details, love it, will be using it in my 2026 journalling

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

The pen is stunning but I'm very sad to say that the ink constantly cuts out while writing. I purchased a refill pack and have switched it out to see if I just got an unlucky one and it's sadly still doing the same thing. So much potential!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Absolutely beautiful. Bought this one for myself and two others to gift.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Writes like a dream! And definitely quick drying! I will definitely be getting more ink refills when it runs out so I can keep using it. Also- it’s literally gorgeous! I’m obsessed!!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Writes SO smoothly. The design overall is super cute. 10/10

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

I love writing with this pen, it is so smooth and does not smudge. So important for a left hander!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

I absolutely LOVED all of my items. This had to be one of the most exciting orders I have made! I was so happy at the beauty of all of it! So happy and can't wait to order again!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Absolutely Stunning! What an amazing pen for that book babe in her bookish era! I can't wait to order more! I am SO happy with my journal and in LOVE with my whole order!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Honestly it’s such a beautiful pen, I was surprised by how easily it is to write with and how well it glides across the page.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Super super super cute! Great writing too! I'm more of a fountain pen type of girl but these ballpoint are pretty good!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

These pens are amazing & the designs are so cute & quicky

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love it so much, the design, the quality, everything is perfect.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

This is the best pen I own now it writes so smoothly and it has a nice weight and look so cute

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

My favourite colour is pink and just had to get this to match my kindle sleeve

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Great quality and beautiful design, can’t wait to put it to use in my reading journal

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Stunning pen and writes absolutely beautifully! I’ll be buying more in the future!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

I’ve already got a pen but when I saw these smut ones I knew I had to get one. I love the fact they can be re filled so you can always keep using the pens. They are superb quality and have some weight to them. They write beautifully and the ink dries fast.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love the pink of this pen and the quote…can’t wait to use it!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Ooooh who doesn't love a good pen? And this is better then good. It's fantastic. And I was over the moon when I found that you can buy refills instead of having to replace the whole thing. Have already ordered a second and refills and more are sure to follow!

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Love it …. It is the best pen to write with and is my pen of choice for my journal this year … Will be buying more … I may have a thing for pens

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

This pen is not only beautiful but the best pen I ever wrote with. The writing is so smooth. I love this pen and will definitely buy more.

Slut for Smut Pen - Pink

Literati Journals - Set of 4 - The Quirky Cup Collective - Four decorative and gilded classically designed journals in green, purple, blue and red. Stacked with their covers and spines against a silk background with a brass gold candelabra

For book lovers, journal keepers, and storytellers at heart.

Lush stationery, made to be adored.

The Quirky Cup Collective is where bookish indulgence meets everyday delight. Our stationery transforms the ordinary into something worth savoring, designed for those who find magic between the lines and inspiration in the margins.

We don’t just make journals and book accessories, we create companions for your stories. Every piece is crafted with intention, designed to inspire, and made to last. Whether you're chronicling your latest literary obsession or plotting your next creative masterpiece, your pages deserve the best.

Because here, it’s not just about putting pen to paper, it’s about celebrating the magic in the margins.

A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.
A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.
A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.
A lilac star illustration thats part of The Quirky Cup Collective bookish branding.